Glazed and Enthused

New Year’s Raise-olutions.

[OK, so this was a contentious pun among my loved ones, but when a donut pun strikes you, I think you kind of just have to let yourself be struck].

1.  I WILL MAKE MY OWN DONUTS.

I will, even if it kills me.  Maybe these.  Or these.  Or, by god, these!  Mark my words.  And by all means, HOLD ME TO IT.  In fact, go ahead and WITHDRAW YOUR TUMBLR READERSHIP if I don’t follow through.  Do it. 

2.  I WILL SHAMELESSLY USE DONUTS TO GET DATES.

This is a highly ill-advised confession, but my primary go-to flirtation technique usually involves donuts.  It’s what I’ve got.  Donut talk.  Smooooth donut talk.  So, if I ask you “what’s your favorite donut shop on earth?” or “yeast or cake?” or “wanna try to snag some free end-of-day donuts somewhere and call it an evening?” doesn’t NECESSARILY mean I’m flirting with you but you never do know. 2012 is OBVIOUSLY the year of the donut pick-up line (and the attendant donut pick-up artist).  After all, cupcakes leave too much to the imagination.

3.  I WILL UP THE BLOGGAGE ANTE.

In 2012, I will not only be waxing shoe-glazingly poetic about my OWN donut habit, but ALSO about the donut habits of others.  I am going to uncover some celebrity donut habits if it’s the last thing I do.  I will be some kind of donut Nate the Great.  Ringo is not immune.  Stay tuned.

4.  MORE PANCAKES.

Always, more pancakes.

There are more, but no one has that kind of attention span New Years eve. 

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    even that into donuts,...I have to share. (Pancakes, however…)
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